Introducing, Frankenbunny!

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
04/07/2019 at 22:59 • Filed to: None

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Rocky loved his first bunny so much that he ate him. My wife found another bunny, so Rocky ate him too. My daughter took pity on poor Rocky and from the various bunny parts, made Frankenbunny.

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I think he looks a little like Stitch, the alien creature made famous by Disney.

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Rocky doesn’t mind if h is new Frankenbunny is the offspring of an alien and a poor woodland creature. All Rocky wants to do is chew Frankenbunny into a million pieces.

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Chuey likes to supervise, but doesn’t want to live up to his name by actually chewing on anything. With that, we all get ready for bed.

Goodnight, Oppo!


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > TheRealBicycleBuck
04/07/2019 at 23:18

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I offer to your daughter membership in the Royal Society of Stuffty Surgeons. 


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Chariotoflove
04/07/2019 at 23:20

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I shall inform her of the offer!


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > TheRealBicycleBuck
04/07/2019 at 23:30

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My sister’s dog’s favorite toys are a bunny and a six opus (it came that way) handed down from my dog, who hates fun. You’ve just sort of...combined them.

That’s the stuff of nightmares there.


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > TheRealBicycleBuck
04/08/2019 at 01:44

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Cool!

Funnily enough, I just picked up a sewing kit from the supermarket to put some of my dog’s stuffed toys back together. I aspire to achieve your daughter’s level of proficiency someday.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > TheRealBicycleBuck
04/08/2019 at 05:16

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Oh man, Rocky’s eyes are so, daaawwwwwww


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Svend
04/08/2019 at 07:00

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Oh yeah. He’s hard to resist. Look away before you fall under his spell. 


Kinja'd!!! Svend > TheRealBicycleBuck
04/08/2019 at 11:14

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It's the mouth as well, it's like, 'I don't know George, but can I keep him. I'll love him, hug him, oh please George!?'. 


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Svend
04/08/2019 at 15:10

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I’m certain that’s the voice I hear in my head when I’m trying to figure out what Rocky is thinking.

“Look at me! I found out where you sleep! Isn’t Rocky a good boy ? Why are you yelling at me? I just wanted to sleep in your bed!”